I had big plans to work all night, finishing my International Law syllabus and putting together lecture notes (planning ahead for those weeks when lecture-prep time gets buried under DiaperWatch), but I just heard that the current Miss USA is the target of tonight's What Not to Wear. What? Does she dress badly when her handlers don't have her primped and blowdried? Or is this some challenge to make a well-dressed pageant queen some sort of Fashion Godzilla? My curiousity - it is piqued.
I'm a terrible person for what I assume about pageant people, though. Basically, this is all of them in my mind -