I'm full of stereotypes about the Swiss (some cheese with that watch then, eh?) but they're doing their best to defy my expectations by "accidentally" invading Liechtenstein yesterday! Liechtenstein doesn't even have a military - no room! I know what those soldiers were thinking - "This is our chance to singlehandedly take what Switzerland so richly deserves - basically a teaspoonful more land! FOR MOTHER SWITZERLAAAAAAAAND!"
Fortunately for any UN peacekeeping troops, no retaliation from Liechtenstein is expected. That doesn't mean, however, that the international community can't express its outrage via the comments feature on my blog. Comment away, UN General Assembly!