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Sweatshirts that you cut out yourself - creative fashion geniusitude, or really godamned stupid?
That picture looks like the Shroud of Turin if Jesus had eaten happy meals instead of those church wafers, so maybe this artist's rendering will help. The one above is on clearance for $305 ($795 retail), but I imagine they could be made considerably cheaper (like, for a U.S. dollar of cotton t-shirt material).
I think the concept is more haute couture than functional, but if I had a sewing machine, it would be a worthwhile experiment. I would make one for you, if I had a sewing machine.