I'm leaving to take M.Bro to Urgent Care in a few minutes - she stabbed herself pretty deeply in the fleshy pad of her palm with an X-acto knife late last night, and it's all black & blue and still bleeding this morning. Her doctor said it's probably going to be OK, but someone needs to make sure she didn't cut any muscles or tendons. There will definitely be an update, possibly with pictures.
Update: Disappointingly (for my blog), she's fine. What looked like bruising was just blood pooling under her skin. The doctor drained it, cleaned out the cut, and sealed it with some sort of liqui-plastic sutures. M.Bro has to keep it dry for five days, which means no exercising and no showering without a latex glove.