MY FELLOW AMERICANS, LOOK AT THIS HILARIOUS PICTURE OF A DOG

THE STATE OF THE UNION IS THAT OUR GAS PUMPERS ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN EVER AND LESS PEOPLE DIE UNDER TRAINS THAN EVER BEFORE. TROOP SURGE. RIP THE CROCODILE HUNTER. REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT MARS LAST YEAR? FORGET THAT. OH SHIT I FORGOT TO MENTION NEW ORLEANS.

Next up, the Democratic response, featuring Charles Barkley.

1 comment:

OleNelson said...

Also, Baby Einstein. Something great about Baby Einstein.