Tales from Scrapbookville - Chapter XIV

M.Bro's afternoon:
The yelling was coming from the sticker aisle - "HEEELLLP!" the woman cried. "I'M ON THE FLOOOOOORRR!!!" Four employees in four different parts of the store sprinted over, expecting to find a broken hip or other dolphin-silhouette-buying mishap. Instead, they were met with, "Oh, I suppose I don't need aallll of you to help me. Could one of you help me find some birthday quotes?" Triple hee - except for those people that were already figuring out how to defend against the lawsuit in the time it took to rush to the lazy-ass's aid.

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