Clearly, God hates Democrats

Why else would it be snowing and lightninging simultaneously? It's obviously a sign of the apololypse. I don't even know if sacrificing Nancy Pelosi will appease him at this point. I can hear the thunder growling, "IIII MMMMISSSSSS SANTOOOOOOOOORRRRUUMMMMMMMMM!!!"

1 comment:

Mister Vertigo said...

Actually, you aren't far from the truth. It IS the apocolypse. Not because of democrats though. My ex actually paid off her car loan today. I'm just waiting for the oceans to start boiling and fire and brimstone to start raining from the sky.