You know who would be unstoppable?

Rocketpack Jesus.

(artist's rendering)

2 comments:

grrrbear said...

You know what would make a great Celebrity Deathmatch? Rocketpack Jesus vs Segway Muhammad...

And then, right at the end, when they're both exhausted, along comes Teleporting Buhdda who knocks 'em both out with a folding chair (a la Bobby Heenan) and claims the chamionship for himself.

I Blog, You Blog said...

Grrbear, you should totally send that in to MTV! That's awesome...

...wait, do they even do that anymore?