Nothing's funnier

I got to use the offensive joke! We house- and dog-sat again this weekend, and Melanie decided MollyTheDog made the house smell bad. I found some air freshener and Mel, copying the Glade commercial, asked, "Do you know what's worse than your house smelling like a dog?" The answer she was looking for was, "You house smelling like a dog and flowers," but the answer she got was, "the holocaust". Ha! Ha!

She didn't know what I meant, though, which stripped the joke of most of its power.

3 comments:

Spice said...

Ha! Nice use of "the Holocaust"!

Spice said...

Also, for those of you who think we're being horribly offensive, the genesis of "the Holocaust" came from an Israeli colleague of ours who said that one of the best Israeli jokes is:

"What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?"

"The Holocaust."

You can use it in many situations - but beware of overdoing it!

Burrito Eater said...

My favorite offensive joke is: Why can't Helen Keller Drive?


Wait for it....Wait...Beacuse she's a woman...

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