I'm a mantaloupe

On the outide, I look just like your average guy. But cut me open, and you'll find that my insides are composed of firm, orange, moderately-sweet melon goodness. I am an excellent source of polyphenol antioxidants, and am low in calories. In my experience, chicks dig this.


K.Bro said...

Um...I realize that I'm your sister and wouldn't "dig" you anyway, but gross. A mantalope, really? What is wrong with you? You're so weird!

Mister Vertigo said...

Mantaloupe: It's what's for dinner!