I'm a mantaloupe

On the outide, I look just like your average guy. But cut me open, and you'll find that my insides are composed of firm, orange, moderately-sweet melon goodness. I am an excellent source of polyphenol antioxidants, and am low in calories. In my experience, chicks dig this.

2 comments:

K.Bro said...

Um...I realize that I'm your sister and wouldn't "dig" you anyway, but gross. A mantalope, really? What is wrong with you? You're so weird!

Mister Vertigo said...

Mantaloupe: It's what's for dinner!