I don't like your face
In a competition for least-effective customer complaint, "This food is too good for you to charge this little" would obviously win, but a shopper at M.Bro's store just made a strong showing for second place. About the store's customer-loyalty program, she had this to say: "Well, what about those of us that don't spend $50 a year to earn a discount? Huh? Maybe we'll just have to take our business elsewhere!"