Let's play a game


We'll call this game, "WTF is going on inside Katie Holmes' uterus?!" I've seen a lot of pregnant women (although, full disclosure, not very many pregnant scientologists), and I think that's a basketball held on by a strap. Which can only mean one thing - someone dug up L. Ron Hubbard's body, extracted dna from the corpse, threw it in a blender with some proteins and stem cells, and created a clone. The clone took a little longer to grow into a baby-size L. Ron than Scientology's scientists thought it would, so Katie Holmes has had to fake her pregnancy for 13 months now. When the "baby" is "born", Tom will dump her and raise L. Ron II in a commune.





Let's compare that with this an actual human baby (Violet) that came out of an actual human woman (Alias).

6 comments:

Mister Vertigo said...

Holy crap that picture looks horrible. You are exactly right that it looks like a basketball. That photo almost looks fake enough to have been photoshoped...

grrrbear said...

I'm so afraid of baby Cruise right now...

Spice said...

That photo is truly bizarre. Maybe the TomKitten is just L.Ron's adult-sized head, which will then be suspended in some kind of nutrient goo a la Futurama?

J.Po said...

It's all PR. I think there's no baby - in KH or in a test tube. Sheesh.

towwas said...

Awww, how cute are Jennifer Garner and her baby?

miss shirley said...

Aaaw, Violet. How cute!