BREAKING NEWS!


Breaking news: In a Vanity Fair interview,Lindsay Lohan admits her weight loss was due to bulimia and drug use.
Lohan confirmed to Vanity Fair that as recently as May, she was making herself vomit in order to keep her weight down.

"I was making myself sick," the actress said


Oh, and Ariel Sharon will probably be dead by the time you read this. Thanks to Spice for the "What's up? Sharon's dead (almost)" e-mail.

7 comments:

Spice said...

And I, in turn, will give props to H.Go for reminding me of your similar e-mail about the Pope and suggesting that I reprise it for Sharon...

OleNelson said...

You're like a savant, Bro. Will you pick some Lotto numbers for me?

Oh, and La Lohan was just hospitalized again for something or other. It wasn't "exhaustion," but it was equally ridiculous.

Burrito Eater said...

And you thought it was going to be Hillary Duff that passed away this year...

She was also hospitalized for an asthma attack.

Burrito Eater said...

Just read this tidbit in reference to 2005 this morning: In a hotly contested battle, Herbie: Fully Loaded ($66 million) was the top-grossing Lindsay Lohan film; Cheaper by the Dozen 2 ($55.1 million) was the top-grossing Hilary Duff film.

grrrbear said...

I just saw Mean Girls while I was home with my college-aged cousins and I am going to start an NGO specifically to push LL to go on a creme brulee and krispy creme diet until she gets her body back to the condition it was in that film. Wowsers.

At least the girl's got boobs again:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060104/482/nyet11101042021;_ylt=AkAKATIx2.UAYZijowzan3IDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

J.Po said...

LL was admited for an asthma emergency. From my experience in youth, it's in fact worse than exhaustion.

OleNelson said...

I have no doubt, J.Po. I would just like to suggest that we put an "alleged" between the "an" and the "asthma."