Blonde joke update!

I posted a blonde joke a few days ago, which was then forwarded from various readers to their various friends to their various wives. Here's the result of one of those forwards -
I didn't know if this was the blond joke or not...but I can't get the link to work...can you help me, everyone is saying how good it is and I can't get it to work! I really want to read it now! HELP! I know i'm blond, but i can still usually work a computer!


Burrito Eater said...

That's good stuff! Here is the blonde 2005 in review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said 2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!

Mister Vertigo said...

I loved the joke! It was very well done!

Hez said...

It reminds me of one of my favorite quotes: "It's not mean if it's hilarious"