From eye-roll-inducing to nerd-tacular, math-joke Thursday runs the gamut:
Q: Whats the difference between a degree in math and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?
A:You can't, a mountain climber is a scalar.
Q: What's 5x4x3x2x1?
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one approaches and asks for a beer. The next comes up and asks for half a beer. A third comes and says he wants a quarter of a beer. Annoyed, the bartender just puts two glasses down on the bar and says, "Look - just divide it among yourselves!"