I can't believe wives can just go to Las Vegas for a week and leave me here with weather in the 50's. There's a illegal music-swap in the pipeline and a group trip to Racing Stripes or something but neither lets me wear shorts. I wonder if I should have tried to intervene at the bus stop when that girl was stuck in an uncomfortable conversation with a possiblyhomeless man. But she said oh have you had a hard week so she couldn't have been trying too hard to extricate herself. Is extricate too pretentious?