Plagiarism is such a pain in my ass - why, oh why, would a student think that she could pass of sentences like, "These two fundamental propositions must occur together; one without the other is empty persuasion," as her own? And why would she copy and paste from the fucking COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS?!?
Update: Oh, wait, there's more! Another three paragraphs lifted directly from www.palestinefacts.org! Holy shit - she left the fucking hyperlinks in her paper! That's hi-laaaar-ious!
Final tally: 4 of 6 pages completely plagiarized, with text lifted directly from nine separate websites. I could have graded another 5 exams in the hour it took me to do that!