Interviewer (who is in the Qdoba kitchen, sampling their amazing freshness and quality): Now which of these is the medium salsa?
Peppy Qdoba employee: Oh, we don't have medium salsa. What would "medium" taste like anyway? This is the Salsa Grande!
That's right - Qdoba would like you to believe that "medium" has no taste, but "large" is packed with authentic southwest flavor!
Also, you have a chance to impress me by naming the company that originally did the jingle in the title.