Man, what a rockin' Saturday night! I'm just chillin', kickin' back, and gradin' some Intro to International Relations midterms. Partying? Drinking? Having fun? Naw, man, I'm in grad school - this is how I like to spend my Saturday nights. And my Saturday mornings. And all the hours in between.
The last exam I graded contained this gem:
"John Kerry and other members of the Democrat party incorrectly assumed that the President was satisficing when he went to war in Iraq." I'm surprised it wasn't followed up with, "Isn't freeing people from tyranny and oppression completely rational?"